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Feline Friday: I Cans Too Read!

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Zephyr 011
Hi.

Today I am very serious.  You see, I have heard a most upsetting thing.  Jen had told me that some of you were dubious about me being able to read.

She told me that last week, and all this week I was most upset.

Zephyr 018

See how upset I was?  Look here, to the right.  I have my sad face on.

I am looking down and my ears are drooping and my paw is listless.  (See the big words I use right now?  This must mean that I reads!)

I am really sad here.

Then I decided I should show you all.  I would show you that I cans read.

Zephyr 007
Look here.  I am reading a book.  It says Jump!  Jen didn’t even have to tell me what it said.  It has a frog on it.  I like frogs.  They are nice and hoppy.  I like to chase them.

See?  I have my paw on the book and everything.  I am about to open it.

I am a very talented cat.  Can your cat read?

Feline Friday

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April 213Rawr.

 I am guardin my toy.

It is red.  I’ve broken the handle twice.  But it is still good.  When I want to play with it I carry it and drop it by Jen, or Boyfriend, or Roommate.

This morning I dropped it by Jen, but she didn’t play with me.  She didn’t flick it, or throw it.

So I picked it up and dropped it closer.  She still didn’t do the flickies or the throwing.

So I picked it up and dropped it on her face.

And you know what?  She kept on sleepin.  Not so very good.  You would play with me, right?

PS:  It’s the Jen’s birthday in two days.  You should be wishing her Happy Birthday.

Feline Friday

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2010 November and December 434Om nom nom nom nom.

I am a ferocious person eater.  Jen knows this because sometimes when she’s scritching me, I decide to lick her.  It’s because I’m tasting her and deciding if I’m going to eat her or not.  See?  Here I am holding Jen’s Boyfriend down so I can devour him.

Because I am so ferocious.

See my claws.  Soon there will be nothing of the Boyfriend left.

Om nom nom nom nom.

PS:  Jen says today is tax day.  Good luck to you humans.

Feline Friday

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March 179
 Oh Hi.  It’s me again.  I have been very mischievous and stolen some of Jen’s yarn.  She was going to make me a toy out of it, but now I’m not so sure.  I have been making pitiful noises at her to try and get her to forgive me, but I’m not sure she is fooled.

You would forgive me, right?

Feline Friday

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Oh hi.

I’m a cat.  My name is Zephyr.  I belong to Debbie, Jen’s roomate.

I am cute, so I decided to pop in.

I like stealing yarn.

And playing fetch.  Jen picks up my mouse and throws it across the room and I go get it.  Then I bring it back.  And drop it just out of reach.  And then I paw at her foot.

You should leave comments, because I’m adorable.

I’ll just wait here.  Go ahead.

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