I am guardin my toy.
It is red. I've broken the handle twice. But it is still good. When I want to play with it I carry it and drop it by Jen, or Boyfriend, or Roommate.
This morning I dropped it by Jen, but she didn't play with me. She didn't flick it, or throw it.
So I picked it up and dropped it closer. She still didn't do the flickies or the throwing.
So I picked it up and dropped it on her face.
And you know what? She kept on sleepin. Not so very good. You would play with me, right?
PS: It's the Jen's birthday in two days. You should be wishing her Happy Birthday.